Trump is making headlines again after doing one of his famous Seinfeld impressions, unfortunately this time the jokes fell flat with the audience. While surrounded by paraplegic wounded Veterans and active duty military President Trump let go on one of his classic routines.

“What’s the deal with accessibility requirements? You know 60 years ago we didn’t have all of this ‘woke’ nonsense. There’s all kinds of ramps and hand rails and all of these handicap spots people are parking in. What’s the deal with that? Accessibility you know that’s spelled with two s’s, many people don’t know that most people can’t spell accessibility.”

After the first round of jokes Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth ordered for a round of drinks to be provided to the audience. It was happily received, and Hegseth could later be seen collecting the half empty containers during cleanup.

The president then started on his second round after the audience had some chemical enhancements “You know the 2020 election that was rigged by Corrupt Joe Biden’s FBI. He put the FBI in the crowd on January sixth. Maybe they’ll be in this cemetary someday too but they’ll just say it was covid.” Trump at this time pointed to a gravesite in the distance “Beside him are more than 18,000 other young men named William, over 20,000 named John, over 13,000 named James — joined over time by Isaac, Elijah, Earls, Hanks, Helens, Juans, Margarets, Marius, Donalds — not too many.” This is believed to be a joke in reference to the fact that people named “Donald” are predisposed to bone spurs, and were not permitted to serve in Vietnam.