MIDDLETOWN – Police apprehended the now infamous Captain Copper late last night underneath a lifted pickup truck with its catalytic converter half removed.

For months, Captain Copper has been garnering a positive reputation in the community as a superhero defending the masses against the atrocities of the elite. It turns out Captain Copper is just Walter Kovacs, the meth-head known by most as a trouble-maker, wearing a mask and spandex

“As heartbroken as we are to see Captain Copper is nothing but a crackhead, we’re glad to have gotten him off the streets for now.” says Chief Adams. “My A/C stopped working and I’m starting to wonder if it was Mr. Kovacs.”

We reached Kovacs for comment, however he was still on a meth induced rampage and the following is the transcription of our interview:

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