The human brain at its standard capacity can only contain so much knowledge. It only makes sense that the best and brightest deal maker of our times would have their brain expand in order to keep up with the workload.

“What may appear to be a cyst is actually perfectly natural brain development. Not for a normal person, but the president is no normal person. It may also come with the side effect of having to close your eyes for an extended period of time.” Says president Trump’s personal doctor. “The bruises on his hands are not from blood thinners or anything like that, it’s simply because he works so hard and shakes so many hands.”

A man that has a mental map ready and troop numbers for every Middle Eastern country committed to memory can not have his brain simply confounded to the limits of the biological human skull. In order to bypass evolutionary limits brain matter would have to begin to form outside of the skull. That is the only explanation for this medical miracle.