Following the writers strike at The Daily Concern corporate executives have elected to use more cost friendly methods to pump out articles. After months of technical glitches and sub-par writing, the daily concern will attempt to go back to it’s roots.

The Daily Concern is proud to announce it will be employing humans once again, specifically under privileged humans to provide humanitarian assistance to underdeveloped worlds.

Q – Why is The Daily Concern hiring it’s previous writers?

A – No.

Q – Why did The Daily Concern begin writing their articles with AI?

A – Didn’t realize we’d run out of tokens.

Q – Does the contract with OpenAI have any overlap with previous pacts made with eldritch entities?

A – No comment.

Q – What spurs the recent move towards humanitarian efforts?

A – Redemption and atonement for those we have sent to the abyss and cast them to endure eternal suffering at the hands of Nyarlathotep. It’s also cheaper to outsource to India.

Q – Will The Daily Concern return to the quality of its past works?

A – Probably not.