DES MOINES – A craft brewery released its newest seasonal IPA this week. Reviews are mixed.

“It starts with a light citrus taste and ends with that delectable chemical solvent note.” Dennis Gardener, 45, says. Dennis is a Des Moines IPA connoisseur and regularly reviews these seasonal releases. “This is the best one so far this year.

Others were not as impressed. We stopped a disgruntled man as he left the premises, “There was a double A battery in mine. I think there was rat poison too. I’m headed to the ER and then my attorneys office.”

We eagerly await the formal reviews to land from further professional reviewers.