Strap into your Meta Quest – the new generation of AI will generate the perfect partner for you.

Incorporating all profile/post interactions through your history on Facebook, Instagram, Threads, and all connected social media with profiles and new smart eye tracking and biometric reading technology Meta’s new tech creates the perfect soulmate. SoulM∞ is made just for you.

Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, excited to talk about his companies new development says “For example your ideal partner is a blonde woman with curly hair named Brenda with a strong southern accent, that’s who your new soulmate will end up being. Maybe as you interact with Brenda she will evolve over time to more adapt to your new tastes. It’s a great technology that I hope will grow and contribute positively to the future of humanity.”

Our journalists went to Bozeman Montana and checked out the SoulM∞ of James Rowe. James has been using SoulM∞ for 6 months now and spends most of his time in his own little virtually created world. We looked through James’ device history to see his SoulM∞ for ourselves and what started as a fair skinned woman with straight brown hair morphed over the course of a few weeks and began developing new features such as 39 additional eyes, 7 total arms, and only a single leg. James’ SoulM∞ today was described by one of our reporters as “An incomprehensible series of lights in varying colors and strobes, it makes a loud whirring at an unpleasant pitch.” We asked James for comment but was unable to remove him from his virtual environment.

“In todays age of increased social isolation it is important to stay connected and develop real relationships with those around you.” Says Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI. “Artificial intelligence may be artificial, but it feels very real. And that’s what matters.” OpenAI is expected to debut similar software soon and has stated it’s currently testing it’s beta version on volunteers in Yemen.

SoulM∞ is scheduled to begin its open beta in the second quarter of 2028.