After almost ten millennia of life, this master of the undead has finally decided to take a stand. In a recent interview, we went into the home of Count Cyrus to see how ancient evil feels about today’s evil.

“The people should really not be letting this happen” muttered the ghoul, as he counted an assortment of fingerbones he laid out on the table in front of us.

Count Cyrus relayed fears of the future of his children stating, “I just don’t understand how the world could come to this kind of low, how am i even meant to put my kids through college”, while he sat atop a hunchback man screaming in agony.

When the undead monstrous horrors of yesterday spell fear for today, what does that make for the average person? Who can we truly rely on to lead us in this day and age?

this post made in memorial to Tanner Walton, the reporter for this story, who died before sending it in, but his post was sent to us by carrier pigeon.